Once, there was this one Marine Corps. General who was in a horrible accident and had to get his ears amputated. Years later, he was interviewing a young Lt. in his office, he really like this Lt. and asked him "Hey Lt., do you notice anything different about me?" The Lt. replies "Well, yes sir, you have no ears." The general was so mad that he kicked the Lt. out of his office. The next day, the general was interviewing a female Lt. He also like this Lt. and asked her the same thing "Lt. do you notice anything about me?" She says "Well yes sir, you have no ears." He kicks her out of his office. Now, the next day, the general is interviewing a GySgt. He really likes this clever GySgt. and asks him "Sergeant, do you notice anything about me?" The Sarge says "Well yes sir you're wearing contact lenses." The general was so impressed and asked "How did you know I was wearing contacts?" The sarge says "Well, it'd be pretty hard to wear glasses without ears."

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Originally Posted by 19KiloDevilDog

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