The Gay Caballero




 
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The Gay Caballero
 
November 7th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: The Gay Caballero


The Gay Caballero
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other an ex-con.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer
to have him around the house than the ex-con. He proved to be a hard
worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You
have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no
hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as
she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped i! t to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired."
November 7th, 2005  
OORAH
 
 
LMAO!!!!
November 7th, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 
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The Gay Caballero
November 7th, 2005  
xander
 
 
HAHAHAHA
November 7th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
November 7th, 2005  
Fox
 
 
November 8th, 2005  
Rob Henderson
 
 
thats a good one there man... five laughing smilies.
November 8th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
November 12th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
November 12th, 2005  
Navy Boy