Gas Grill




 
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Boots
 
January 12th, 2005  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: Gas Grill


A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.

"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."

The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.

To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
January 12th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
It'll probably get locked, but exelent none the less
January 12th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
while i still can, LMAO!!!

that guys just asking for a divorce
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Boots
January 14th, 2005  
Darcia
 
reminds me of something my grandpa would do
January 14th, 2005  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: LMAO


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww TMI
January 30th, 2005  
worik_brown
 
oh snap
February 5th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Pretty good.
February 5th, 2005  
dblsv
 
 
before it gets locked, if it gets locked, LMAO
February 7th, 2005  
Anya1982
 
 
so far so good, not locked!!

still good joke huh
February 7th, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 
LMBO! Great.