The Other Guy
Spam King
A gambler went to his tax shop with his lawyer.
The Taxman said "You have no job but you say you're a gambler."
The gambler replied. "Yes, would you like an example?"
"Yes, we should see one" said the Taxman.
"I bet you $1000 I can bite my own eye."
"You're on."
The gambler takes out his glass eye and bites it.
Clearly having stunned the Taxman, the gambler said, "Okay, $2000 on the other eye."
The taxman sees no way this could be possible and nods.
Gambler takes out his dentures and bites his other eye.
The taxman is now very nervous. He just lost $3000 in front of the gambler's lawyer, who is staring at them like they're crazy.
The gambler finally says, "okay, double or nothing. I bet you I can pi$$ across your desk into that wastebasket, without getting a drop on the desk."
The Taxman thinks, hard, and slowly nods.
The gambler "fires" and misses horribly, coating the desk. The taxman is thrilled. he jumps up and yells in glee.
The lawyer looks terrified. The taxman asks him "Why the long face?"
The lawyer responds, "Before we came in here he bet me twenty grand that he could come in here, Pi$$ all over your desk, and you'd be happy about it."
The Taxman said "You have no job but you say you're a gambler."
The gambler replied. "Yes, would you like an example?"
"Yes, we should see one" said the Taxman.
"I bet you $1000 I can bite my own eye."
"You're on."
The gambler takes out his glass eye and bites it.
Clearly having stunned the Taxman, the gambler said, "Okay, $2000 on the other eye."
The taxman sees no way this could be possible and nods.
Gambler takes out his dentures and bites his other eye.
The taxman is now very nervous. He just lost $3000 in front of the gambler's lawyer, who is staring at them like they're crazy.
The gambler finally says, "okay, double or nothing. I bet you I can pi$$ across your desk into that wastebasket, without getting a drop on the desk."
The Taxman thinks, hard, and slowly nods.
The gambler "fires" and misses horribly, coating the desk. The taxman is thrilled. he jumps up and yells in glee.
The lawyer looks terrified. The taxman asks him "Why the long face?"
The lawyer responds, "Before we came in here he bet me twenty grand that he could come in here, Pi$$ all over your desk, and you'd be happy about it."
