Funny army storie




 
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Boots
 
June 10th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 

Topic: Funny army storie


i'v heard this one on net

The US Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of is head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.

He walked out with $96000. The third one was a grizzly old General who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied "from the tip of my ***** to my testicles."

It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice cheques the previous two officers had received.

But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop 'em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's ***** and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The General calmly replied "Vietnam."
June 10th, 2004  
Pogue
 
ahhahahahaah that's awesome
June 10th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
My god, that's funny.

He is going to walk out of there with a major pension.
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Boots
June 11th, 2004  
1217
 
June 11th, 2004  
lil Lt
 
Thats great, I think the Army will be in dept after that one
June 12th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
No its all done with mirrors and suck he had them the whole time.
June 19th, 2004  
Recce
 
oh hell! i laughed so hard my stomach hurts
June 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
January 19th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 


January 19th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
My my....