Funny American Article about the English - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
June 17th, 2004  
England Expects (RAF Cdt)
 
 
Redneck I know exactly what you mean about gullable foreigners, I was in London for a day and walked past Buckingham Palace, a group of Canadian tourists overheard me talking about the Coldstream Guards outside the Palace and began swarming around me. Before I could do anything or say anything they were having photos taken of me and them shaking hands, I couldn't really say I wasn't a member of the Royal Family after all that, they were so happy and I liked tha attention really.
There was also another incident with a group of Japanese tourists, I was walking with a friend of mine and immediately a group came up to us and started taking photographs, the friend resembles John Major the British Prime Minister before Tony Blair came to power, again I thought it heartless to inform them that he wasn't in fact John Major and I wasn't a Member of Parliament.
The joys of tourists.
June 17th, 2004  
Italian Guy
 
 
Lol !!!
We make lots of fun of the Japanese here ( figure out how many millions of Japanese tourists we have here in the summer ) because they always tke photos of virtually everything, from monuments to houses to streets to people. We get the giggles when we see some of them. Last time a couple was taking photos of Milan Central Station's stairs. I mean how the heck can you just take photos of stairs ??????

BTW when I was in Canada somw yrs ago people were very surprised to hear that we do have blond girls and guys, that we are not all darkhaired and browneyed and some of them ( not all to be honest ) were unfriendly because they suspected every Italian for possibly being a Mafiaman or something.
Which yeah I definitely am.... 8)
June 17th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Those folks probably still talk about the British celebrities they met on their vacation.


ItalianGuy, I sh*t you not, I was in a McDonald's once when a busload of Japanese tourists in track suits showed up, and half a dozen of them started walking around filming the interior and exterior of the building (and all of the other customers). I know it wasn't the first McD's they'd seen, but it was awful special to them for some reason.
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Boots
June 17th, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
Its that camera gene they have spliced into their DNA when they are conceived...they must record or die

Actually, this is their way of preparing for their second world conquering tour. Each tourist is given the task by the government of taking photos of everything they see, and once back in the country, giving the second set of photos from Wal-Mart to the secret organization buried deep under the bowels of the Nikon building. There, select teams catalogue ever structure of military significance for possible use later...including the rest stops and the McDonalds (remember, an army marches on its stomach).

Oops...now that I have exposed their insidious plot...I hear a knock on the door...: D
June 17th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Yeah your not supposed to know that, and that im part of it.... oh **** you werent supposed to know that. Well before the FBI, SBI, and CIA come for me, *knock* ... to late. Well it kinda comes from use living in a soft society compared to the old days. If you think about it. *Fuzz drags me out after long hard battle* REMEMBER MY NAME, LT COL NULLI "HAWK" SECUNDUS.
June 17th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Clever little devils arent they?

bak to the article, if i is stupid i would believe it but i aint
June 18th, 2004  
Italian Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redneck
ItalianGuy, I sh*t you not, I was in a McDonald's once when a busload of Japanese tourists in track suits showed up, and half a dozen of them started walking around filming the interior and exterior of the building (and all of the other customers). I know it wasn't the first McD's they'd seen, but it was awful special to them for some reason.
"Oooh tik- eh look! An oreegin'l american MekDunald's..oooooh tik photo, tik photo ! ooooooooooh let us tape thet bewtiful weytress.... Click!Clik!

I know you might edit this, but hey it was too fun to do it, sorry pal-
June 18th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Watch yourself.
June 18th, 2004  
ACTaFOOL82
 
 
thats too far out too believe, but you never know with people.
June 20th, 2004  
silent driller
 
 
That one with the crisco was hysterical!