Fun with bagpipes




 
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Fun with bagpipes
 
December 7th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Fun with bagpipes


Fun with bagpipes
A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.

Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus canít play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.

Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis. This guy pays his £50.

Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?"

The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? Iím going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."
December 7th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahahaha.
December 7th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
very good
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Fun with bagpipes
December 8th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Aye, a good one laddie!
December 8th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
November 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
good one........