Full Metal Jacket Quotes - Page 3

September 17th, 2004  
What the f**k is this? Hartman

A jelly Donut sir. Pyle

And are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Pvt. Pyle? Hartman

Sir No Sir! Pyle

And why is that Pyle? Hartman

Sir cause the Privates a little heavy Sir. Pyle

B*ll Sh*t your a disgusting F**kin fat body! Hartman
September 21st, 2004  

Topic: Good ones

Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.

Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.

Sgt. Hartman: God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.

"Joker": I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
September 21st, 2004  
"Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece." Hartman

"I gotta get in the sh*t Joker" Rafterman

Negitive Rafterman. If you get killed your mom will look me up back in the world, and kick my a*8. "Joker
October 4th, 2004  
This my rifle, this my gun this for shooting this fun.
October 4th, 2004  
It actually goes:

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
October 25th, 2004  
I thought it was this is my rifle, this is my gun. This is my private, this is for fun.
October 26th, 2004  
I'm pretty sure this one is correct

Originally Posted by Skinny
It actually goes:

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
November 3rd, 2004  
November 23rd, 2004  
Pvt Pyle whatever you do dont fall down. it would break my fu**in heart!!

Pvt Pyle im gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fu**ing seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face. Or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f**k you.

Get up here fat boy!!!! you climb obsticles like old people f**k Pyle do you know that.
November 26th, 2004  

Topic: its the silly one

ok "full metal jacket" my quotes are

"5 dollar sucky sucky"

"This is my riffle this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun"

I know the most obv. but i thought they were funny.

Gotta love the british scene in the film........................if you didn't already know itwas filmed in UK.................well the parts that weren't in korea lol