The Frog and The Princess




 
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The Frog and The Princess
 
May 11th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: The Frog and The Princess


The Frog and The Princess
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a beautiful meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. Then, my dear, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a feast of lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't think so."
May 11th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
what a bch
May 11th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
That was great!
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The Frog and The Princess
May 11th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Haha..too funny!
May 11th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Been posted before: A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's

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