FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up... but hey, that **** was fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

Ain't that the truth? Very well put TI.

Originally Posted by DTop

Ain't that the truth? Very well put TI.

Really just sounds to me like he has some below average friends.

Naw...THAT's the truth:

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

Very nice TI..
I can certainly relate to most of those..

I can remember more names and faces of friends (and stories) from the military than from all my school days and neighborhood buddies put together.