Free Sex with fill-up

April 6th, 2007  

Topic: Free Sex with fill-up

A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week

April 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
April 6th, 2007  
April 7th, 2007  
The Other Guy
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... .............myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......... ................
April 7th, 2007  
April 7th, 2007  
April 7th, 2007  
Hehe heard a few versiosn of this but it is generally dealing with the . . "Shortbus" part of society hehe.
April 7th, 2007  
April 8th, 2007  
Very nice.

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