four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went to the club house to pay for the bill. the three men started talking. bragging about their sons. the first man told the others, "my son is a home builder, and hes sooooo successful, that he gave a friend a new home, for free!"
the second man said, "my son was a cars salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership! hes doing sooo good, that he gave his friend two cadillacs."
the third man, not wanted to be out-bragged, said " my son is a stock broker, and hes doing so well, that he gave a friend a entire stock portfolio."
the forth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. th first man mentioned, "we were just talking about our sons, how is yours doing?" the fourth man replied, " well, my son is gay, im not too thrilled about it, but he must be good, his three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
Ouch....
the second man said, "my son was a cars salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership! hes doing sooo good, that he gave his friend two cadillacs."
the third man, not wanted to be out-bragged, said " my son is a stock broker, and hes doing so well, that he gave a friend a entire stock portfolio."
the forth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. th first man mentioned, "we were just talking about our sons, how is yours doing?" the fourth man replied, " well, my son is gay, im not too thrilled about it, but he must be good, his three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
Ouch....
