Four Nuns in a pub




 
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Four Nuns in a pub
 
March 3rd, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 

Topic: Four Nuns in a pub


Four Nuns in a pub
Four Nuns walk into a Dublin pub.
At first no one stirs as Nuns frequently collect for the poor by going to pubs.
However, these Nuns order four double whiskys and go and sit down to drink them, after saying grace!
When they finish the first lot of drinks, a Nun gets up and orders another four doubles.
The bar man serves them in stunned silence.
Eventually, after the Nuns have been up for five lots of double whiskys, currosity gets the better of the barman.
"Forgive for asking sister, but in all my years in this job I have never seen nuns drink a drop, but you and your three colleagues are barely able to stand! Whats going on?
"Well, you shee" Slurs the Nun "Its our dear, dear mother superior. Shees not well you shee."
"Oh" Replys the bar man "But how is getting drunk going to help her?"
"Shimples, she has been constipated for a week. When she sshees the state of us when we get back tonight, she is going to sh*t a brick!"
March 4th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
This one I get it.... (hick!)
March 8th, 2012  
5.56X45mm
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
This one I get it.... (hick!)


WAIT!!! SCREW THAT!!! WE HAVE NUNS!!!!



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Four Nuns in a pub
March 8th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
If the nuns are anything like that, I want ot be Catholic...!

Wait one minute... just remembered something someone once said to me- DO NOT BELIEVE IN ADVERTISEMENTS!
March 8th, 2012  
5.56X45mm
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
If the nuns are anything like that, I want ot be Catholic...!

Wait one minute... just remembered something someone once said to me- DO NOT BELIEVE IN ADVERTISEMENTS!
Damn.... you saw right through it...



They made me do it! I Swear! They're holding me hostage!
March 8th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm
Damn.... you saw right through it...



They made me do it! I Swear! They're holding me hostage!
Now, this is more like the nuns I remember!!!
 


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