Fishing Boat




 
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Boots
 
May 6th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Fishing Boat


A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat.He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied...
as she thought to herself, duh-isn't it obvious?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape,"
snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," complained the sheriff.
She replied, "Yes, that's true, she replied,
"but you do have all the equipment."
May 6th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
haha.
May 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

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Boots
July 4th, 2006  
deerslayer
 
 
it would be a game warden. And then, game wardens have damn near absolute authority. they can stop a friggin' train if they want to.
July 4th, 2006  
deerslayer
 
 
it would be a game warden. And then, game wardens have damn near absolute authority. they can stop a friggin' train if they want to.
July 5th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
^^Cmon man, its a joke.s

hahaha, good one navy.
July 9th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Not bad.
August 29th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Nice one!
August 29th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's a good one.