Finnish Drinking

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The Viking
Pekka and Jukka are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.

Pekka says to his mate “Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there.”

Jukka comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says “We could drink this, but we'll go blind!”

Pekka slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says “I think we've seen enough.”
 
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