Final Confession

January 12th, 2005  

Topic: Final Confession

When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a *****?"

"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."

"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.

"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."
January 12th, 2005  
lol, it is funny, but seems it will be closed down, maybe...
January 14th, 2005  
I heard a comedian tell that once with some different starts on it.
January 14th, 2005  

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ahhhhhhhh these jokes are old or be emailed to me by mates so justpassing them on.............I know i am pushing it to get them locked but shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
January 14th, 2005  
rotc boy
well, since you said to keep it quiet...

seems like your pushin to get a ban
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's pretty funny
March 1st, 2007  
kinda funny
March 1st, 2007  
Rob Henderson
Yep. Ive heard it. Hahaha
March 2nd, 2007  
LoLoLoLoL!!! Loved it!!!