Final approach

Final approach
August 12th, 2006  

Topic: Final approach

Final approach
A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach...

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our Final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay."

Then he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge boobs out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her big time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off...

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a sh*t first !!!

August 12th, 2006  
haha, nice one Tom
August 12th, 2006  
heard that one before but its still a good one lol
Final approach
August 12th, 2006  
Team Infidel
LOL pretty good
August 12th, 2006  
Good one, tomtom! LOL
August 13th, 2006  
August 13th, 2006  
New one to me, hilarious.
October 19th, 2007  

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