Fidel Castro and Heaven




 
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Fidel Castro and Heaven
 
April 5th, 2007  
5.56X45mm
 
 

Topic: Fidel Castro and Heaven


Fidel Castro and Heaven
Fidel Catsro dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets to the fron of the line. St. Peter looks down at him and laughs. St. Peter says, "Castro, you are one of the world's most evil men. Due you truly think that you shall enter Heaven. Off with you!"

Fidel Castro goes to hell, Satan sees Castro and says, "Castro my man, been waiting for you is there anything that I can do you?" Fidel Castro says. "Yeah, I forgot my bags can you send up a demon to pick them up for me".

The Devil agrees and sends up to demons to retrive the bags. St. Peter is there looking through the book when he sees to demons jump the fence and enter heaven. So St. Peter calls God and says, "Boss, it's me Peter over at the front gate. We have a problem, Castro hasn't been in Hell for more than five minutes and we already have immigrants jumping the wall trying to escape him."



PS - I'm Cuban so it's not racist.
April 5th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
Hahaha did you make that one up yourself?
April 5th, 2007  
5.56X45mm
 
 
Yes, yes I did...
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Fidel Castro and Heaven
April 5th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
Thats very good!!
April 5th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 

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Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm
Yes, yes I did...
good job then
April 5th, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.
April 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
very good.. very original
April 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Mmhmm. Nicely done.
April 7th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Very nice, 5.56.
April 7th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
heh heh, good one