A Few Short Ones

[istealfreefood]

What is long and hard on a black man?
First Grade

Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.

Why have no women gone to the moon?
It doesn't have to be cleaned.

Why can't women drive?
There's no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.




I don't wanna offend anybody here, its all in good humor.

 

[tomtom22]

I don't wanna offend anybody here, its all in good humor.

First part, you probably did, second part questionable.

 

[Team Infidel]

^^ agree...

 

[justin1552]

I still found maybe 1 of them funny, but still, a bit inappropriate.

 

[istealfreefood]

sorry guys, we just have a jacked up sense of humor at the Boat School here. Wont do another one like this.

 

[Damien435]

As a college male who grew up on Simpsons, South Park, Futurama and Family Guy I have to say these were pretty good.