Few Odd Jokes...

Darcia

Active member
Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?

Documentaries.

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
 
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

That ones good
 
Back
Top