Few Odd Jokes...




 
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Boots
 
January 18th, 2005  
Darcia
 

Topic: Few Odd Jokes...


Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?

Documentaries.

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
January 22nd, 2005  
Themrose89
 
Quote:
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
That ones good
January 23rd, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: lol


Someone has a problem with southern people!
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Boots
January 23rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
At least he didn't crack a joke on NC.
January 23rd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Mildly amusing.
January 23rd, 2005  
Darcia
 

Topic: Re: lol


Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
Someone has a problem with southern people!


I am a Southern people....
January 24th, 2005  
implicature
 
 

Topic: Re: lol


Quote:
Originally Posted by Darcia
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
Someone has a problem with southern people!


I am a Southern people....
ISN'T IT GREAT!!!!!!
January 24th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
South Jersey doesn't count.
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
oldies but goodies
March 1st, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
At least they left Ga alone