A few jokes

November 2nd, 2004  

Topic: A few jokes

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the

clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.

She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the

card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was

necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I

signed the credit card In front of her. She carefully compared the

signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,

they matched.


I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call

the local township administrative office to request the removal of the

Koala Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many Koala's were being

hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport

employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your

knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I

know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."


The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the

street. I was crossing with a co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what

the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the

light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people

doing driving?"


At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who is leaving

the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,

"This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all

just looked at each other with that Cow-in-the-headlights stare.


I work with an individual who plugged her power board back into

itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would

not turn on.


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick

up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the

service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the

driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I

instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he

replied, "I know - I already got that side."
December 18th, 2004  
rotc boy
December 19th, 2004  
Now that is humor lol.
September 8th, 2005  
September 9th, 2005