On the Fence




 
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On the Fence
 
July 15th, 2010  
Chukpike
 

Topic: On the Fence


On the Fence
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.




If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.




If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


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July 16th, 2010  
Redleg
 
 
Off-topic posts removed, this is a JOKES forum guys!
September 11th, 2010  
Yossarian
 
 
Swith the word Democrat with Dictator it works surprisingly well lol
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On the Fence
September 13th, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
January 28th, 2011  
OCCD
 
 
I concur with those definitions.
 


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