female comebacks




 
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female comebacks
 
November 4th, 2005  
xander
 
 

Topic: female comebacks


female comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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November 4th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Who's side are you on mate?
November 4th, 2005  
xander
 
 
hold on i forgot to add something
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female comebacks
November 4th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Re: female comebacks


Quote:
Originally Posted by xander
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If youve had this done to you click here
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/fool.htm
The last comments were funny.
November 4th, 2005  
Fox
 
 
November 7th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
April 29th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
April 29th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Haha very good ones.
April 29th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
Hah, how hilarious
April 29th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.