Do You Feel Safer?.....The Nursing Home

Do You Feel Safer?.....The Nursing Home
May 19th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Do You Feel Safer?.....The Nursing Home

Do You Feel Safer?.....The Nursing Home
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection, and that was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs?: "FATASS."

I feel safer already...

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse
Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, "Oh! , I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that

my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

May 19th, 2007  
Team Infidel
May 20th, 2007  
LOL!!! too funny
Do You Feel Safer?.....The Nursing Home
May 21st, 2007  
hahahahah loved both!

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