FBI Interview




 
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Boots
 
July 18th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: FBI Interview


THE FBI HAD AN OPENING FOR AN ASSASSIN. AFTER ALL THE BACKGROUND CHECKS, INTERVIEWS AND TESTING WERE DONE THERE WERE THREE FINALISTS. TWO MEN AND A WOMAN. FOR THE FINAL TEST, THE FBI AGENTS TOOK ONE OF THE MEN TO A LARGE METAL DOOR AND HANDED HIM A GUN. "WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES. INSIDE THE ROOM YOU WILL FIND YOUR WIFE SITTING IN A CHAIR. KILL HER!!!" THE MAN SAID, "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS, I COULD NEVER SHOOT MY WIFE" THE AGENT SAID, "THEN YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT MAN FOR THIS JOB. TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME."

THE SECOND MAN WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS. HE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM. ALL WAS QUIET FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. THE MAN CAME OUT WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES "I TRIED, BUT I CAN'T KILL MY WIFE." THE AGENT SAID, "YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. TAKE YOU WIFE AND GO HOME."

FINALLY, IT WAS THE WOMAN'S TURN. SHE WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS, TO KILL HER HUSBAND. SHE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM. SHOTS WERE HEARD, ONE AFTER ANOTHER. THEY HEARD SCREAMING, CRASHING, BANGING ON THE WALLS. AFTER A FEW MINUTES, ALL WAS QUIET. THE DOOR OPENED SLOWLY AND THERE STOOD THE WOMAN, SHE WIPED THE SWEAT FROM HER BROW. "THIS GUN IS LOADED WITH BLANKS" SHE SAID. "I HAD TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THE CHAIR."

MORAL: WOMEN ARE EVIL. DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!
July 20th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 



i believe it!!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
heard the same format, except it was royal marines.
still as funny as hell, good one mate
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Boots
July 20th, 2005  
Jäger
 
 
I've heard it before, but it's funny again and again.
July 20th, 2005  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Heh...cracks me up every time!
July 21st, 2005  
istealfreefood
 
 
heared it for joinin g the SAS, but it's always funny
March 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hehe that is believable...
March 5th, 2007  
bulldogg
 
 
Damn straight its believable.