fascinate




 
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fascinate
 
July 4th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 

Topic: fascinate


fascinate
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate" so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
July 4th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
ole little Johnny jokes...haha
July 4th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Leave it to little Johnny!
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fascinate
October 16th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahah
October 16th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha..........
October 16th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Ah Little Johnny.
October 17th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
used in an old song by Homer & Jethro during the 60s...

Quote:
She had 9 buttons on her nightgown,
But she could only fascinate...
Homer & Jethro, Among Her Souveniers