FARTING PEOPLE:




 
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FARTING PEOPLE:
 
May 29th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: FARTING PEOPLE:


FARTING PEOPLE:
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionably fine.

The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
May 29th, 2007  
Missileer
 
 
BULLDOGG
Farts and looks around the room and says,"let's see you beat that one."
May 30th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol...those are really good!
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FARTING PEOPLE:
May 30th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
those are funny
January 10th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahahaha!!!
January 10th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Nice.... LOL
January 10th, 2009  
Robert
 
 

Topic: Bad Timing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxpEiUCfLlY
January 12th, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
I always blamed my son.
January 15th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Hahahahhahaha!!!! good one.
January 15th, 2009  
SoldierX42
 
 
I may be wrong lol but thats disgusting...
 


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