A FARMER @ the movies




 
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Boots
 
October 11th, 2011  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: A FARMER @ the movies


A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID,"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO HAGGARDY WOMEN NAMED MARILYN AND ROSIE.


THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . .

THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARILYN," WHISPERED ROSIE.

"WHAT?" SAID MARILYN.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARILYN.

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED ROSIE.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARILYN, "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID ROSIE, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
October 12th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Ha HA HA HA HA HA...

Now thats funny......!
 


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