Fancy bar




 
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Fancy bar
 
December 31st, 2009  
makhno
 
 

Topic: Fancy bar


Fancy bar
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.

"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.

"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?"

To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone!"

December 31st, 2009  
ctayfor
 
 
Snork!!!!
January 4th, 2010  
sky2979
 
 
Hehehehehheeee...........lol
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Fancy bar
January 4th, 2010  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!
February 7th, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
February 9th, 2010  
AFSteliga
 
 
He wasn't lying, at least.
 


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