Fall Classes For Us Guys...

5.56X45mm

Milforum Mac Daddy
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2006


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .


Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.




Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 
5.56X45mm said:
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! you mean they cant!!!! wow im suprised.....im with canada where do we sign up and how much is tuition?
 
bigcanada813 said:
how much is tuition, and are the classes full yet?

i dunno, they all sound pretty bogus to me. i mean, come on! are they tryign to say that the toilet paper roll DOESNT change itself? i just take it out of the bag when i need one, and a day or two later its on the roll thingy. and what is this "laundry hamper" they are talking about? its sounds made up.
 
That's why you take the class, to figure out if this stuff happens on it's own or if there's something behind it.
 
bigcanada813 said:
That's why you take the class, to figure out if this stuff happens on it's own or if there's something behind it.

LMAO It doesn't happen on its own. These are the things we women do because men are too clueless to figure them out. Love you, guys!!! :D;):D;)

I am TOTALLY signing my man up for ALL of them!!! :lol:
 
poor guy. tell him i wish him luck, and to watch his six. who knows what they might actually try doing in there. maybe brainwashing or something.
 
Eh, he was in the Air Force. He can take care of hisself. But just to be on the safe side, I'd better send his best friend with him. Oh and my brother. And my brother-in-law should probably go to...:D:D:D
 
Oh pooey on you guys!!! You act like they're going off to war or something. It won't be THAT bad...I promise!!!! :D If they don't make it back home when the courses are over, I promise to send some Marines to rescue them. LOL :D
 
Are you going to teach the classes? No. Then you dont know how bad it will be. Trust me. You have no idea what kind of belief-shattering scare tactics these classes are...
 
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