A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's

AmericanSweetheart

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A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't think so!"
 
I don't know, I think she missed out. A talking frog would've bought alot of dinners.

(Charge 7 ducks a tossed tiara) :twisted:
 
LIPS said:
Thats what I like to read about "Angry young Princesses"
I don't know, I think she missed out. A talking frog would've bought alot of dinners.

(Charge 7 ducks a tossed tiara) Twisted Evil

Ok are you insinuating that I'm an "Angry Young Princesses" because I'm sure we've talked about this calling of Princesses thing and I do believe that I made it clear I don't like the name. oh and by the way Patriotreturns what is your point?
 
AmericanSweetheart said:
Ok are you insinuating that I'm an "Angry Young Princesses" because I'm sure we've talked about this calling of Princesses thing and I do believe that I made it clear I don't like the name. oh and by the way Patriotreturns what is your point?

Not at all AmericanSweetheart I refer back to your original post about the princess eating the frog so I assumed she was angry hence the name "Angry Young Princesses". So dont jump to conclusions so easily. As I wasnt talking about you. I suggest you re-read your own post and tell me she wasnt angry!

Anyway enough of this childish banter, I still thought it was funny.
 
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