The F word




 
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Boots
 
August 14th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The F word


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126BC (Pythagoras of Samos is often described as the first pure mathematician)

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll....................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad.!!" - Sadaam Hussein, 2003.

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Have a nice day
August 15th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Seen that before but still very funny
August 15th, 2005  
istealfreefood
 
 
haha
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Boots
August 15th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
One more from Saddam;
I can't fit in that @#$% little hole. - Whenever they pulled him out. Amazing where you can fit when the fire gets close enough.
August 16th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

my fav
August 16th, 2005  
istealfreefood
 
 
what about Caesar when he was murdered? "%@*!ing traitors!"
August 16th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
What about the fall of the Roman Empire? "How the *&%^ did they do that?"
August 16th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by istealfreefood
what about Caesar when he was murdered? "%@*!ing traitors!"
"what the "%@*! brutus?!"
November 22nd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






November 22nd, 2007  
pixiedustboo
 
 
LOL! Great one!