Pacific Lure
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[FONT=Verdana,]A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas when a knock-out looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]Guy says, "$500 dollars for a hand-job? By golly! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker asks, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The guys says, "Yes." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" asks the hooker.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"Yes.", replies the guy. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?", asks the hooker again. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"Yes." the guy replies in amazement.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,] "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]Guy says, "What the hell! You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker replies, "$1,500." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"$1,500? My God! No blow-job could be worth that. A televangelist wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So he asks the hooker, "How much for some p**sy?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a p**sy." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,][FONT=Verdana,]IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....You have to share.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.....They are called supervisors.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana,]Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]Guy says, "$500 dollars for a hand-job? By golly! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker asks, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The guys says, "Yes." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" asks the hooker.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"Yes.", replies the guy. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?", asks the hooker again. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"Yes." the guy replies in amazement.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,] "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]Guy says, "What the hell! You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker replies, "$1,500." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"$1,500? My God! No blow-job could be worth that. A televangelist wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So he asks the hooker, "How much for some p**sy?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,]"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a p**sy." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,][FONT=Verdana,]IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....You have to share.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.....They are called supervisors.[/FONT]
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