Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Get yourself across to Scotland and spend a weekend out on the town with me.

Bring a spare liver!!!!

You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to, shove your hand up his kilt and grab a handful, if he's got a quarter pounder he's a McDonald.

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

So Scottish, I can see a chronological pattern emerging here. First the Scots invented whisky, it went downhill from there (probably down from the highlands) as we all know the ideas we get when we are drunk aren't that great after all, so at this time, the kilt emerge. Further down the hill, they came up with golf. Being drunk, wearing a kilt, and spend the whole day playing golf when it's raining. I think I nailed it quite well now

You really need to visit Scotland and see it for yourself!

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Bring a spare liver!!!!

Yes, highly advisable!

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to, shove your hand up his kilt and grab a handful, if he's got a quarter pounder he's a McDonald.

Shove your hand up my kilt and you'll grab a whopper.

But you already knew that eh.

and it was cold!!!

So were your hands!

I soon warmed both though.

Yes, best not talk about that though!

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

You really need to visit Scotland and see it for yourself!

Sure, it will be a linguistic adventure. Is there any time of the year when it's not raining?