The Escaped Convict




 
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The Escaped Convict
 
May 7th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: The Escaped Convict


The Escaped Convict
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.


While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"


His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.
May 7th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Oldie but a goodie. Hahaha.
May 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
oldie, but still great
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The Escaped Convict
May 7th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
heard this one a good bit but its still funny
May 8th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLilCajun
heard this one a good bit but its still funny
And it was posted before by you, TI: The break in
 


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