englishman, scotsman and irishman..................again




 
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Boots
 
December 2nd, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: englishman, scotsman and irishman..................again


An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal.

While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted.

The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted.

The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing."
December 2nd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Genius. Pure Genius.
December 3rd, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: lol


Got to love the humour
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Boots
December 3rd, 2004  
lewis9119
 
 
you are so funny i couled not stop laughting.keep it coming
December 3rd, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: good good


ah what a craic huh lol
May 31st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!
May 31st, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
I liked it. THNX
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one