englishman, irishman and german




 
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December 2nd, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: englishman, irishman and german


Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".
December 2nd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good stuff.
December 3rd, 2004  
Darcia
 
Thats good too....
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December 3rd, 2004  
lewis9119
 
 
it was ok
May 31st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!
May 31st, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
He He

good one!
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one