Employee Evaluation Sheets. . .




 
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Employee Evaluation Sheets. . .
 
March 25th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 

Topic: Employee Evaluation Sheets. . .


Employee Evaluation Sheets. . .
Employee Performance Evaluation Laughs
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 15. "He's been working with glue too much."
March 25th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
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6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
I have worked with many of these. Thank God I am now retired.
March 27th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha.
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Employee Evaluation Sheets. . .
March 28th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
I saw this once but it was worded as Royal Marine Officer candidate evals... still funny.
January 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one