'Ello you lot.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
SGT,
If you want to be associated with middle aged sexually frustrated and sexually confused men (the Brit Pack) which reminds of the teletubbies, Sesame Street, and the Muppet show combined, go a head.:thumb:
Don't you fancy joining the Brit Pack I3Brig?
You certainly tick some of the boxes...
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
and its not even my birthday!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
OI! Feck off! I'm not middle-aged! Or sexually frustrated, or confused! Cheeky git!
To be fair, Tankboy isn't middle aged either. :lol:
If you aren't sexually frustrated, why is there still no Mrs Hawky?
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Don't you fancy joining the Brit Pack I3Brig?
You certainly tick some of the boxes...
So the Brit Pack has taken the steps similar as the Hells Angels? First to be a hang around and later a prospect member :smile:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
and its not even my birthday!
She's either feeling guilty, has done something wrong or wants something.
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
To be fair, Tankboy isn't middle aged either. :lol:
If you aren't sexually frustrated, why is there still no Mrs Hawky?
I'm beyond middle aged now, but I still get plenty of lovin!
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
To be fair, Tankboy isn't middle aged either. :lol:
If you aren't sexually frustrated, why is there still no Mrs Hawky?
He is following the Brit Pack's advices, which render him to be without for the rest of his life.
Hawky, you must listen to the ladies; or rather pretend you are listening
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Think more along the lines of the mafia.
So you are Don Frogman?
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
He's the only Brit Pack member without a wimens.
At his age, there should be no excuses!
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
Damn probation... Probation is no fun. After that comes the hazing...
An American Major, who had been on attachment, to my old Regiment, invited some of us down, to his unit, in Mid Germany.
He told them, not to go drinking with us.
None of their guys stayed the distance.
We got back at 4am.
On Parade at 7am.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Don Frogman has a nice ring to it!
Yes I am. Don't you forget that otherwise you might just find a horses head in your bed.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Hawky has had to start wearing boxing gloves as his palms were covered with friction burns from too much self lovin'
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I was once on exercise with the USMPs when I was based in Germany. I was told of a small plastic credit card sized card issued to all US forces which read, "On no account are you to fight, drink or gamble with a British soldier as you will lose everytime."
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Hawky has had to start wearing boxing gloves as his palms were covered with friction burns from too much self lovin'
I take it you passed on your advice to him?
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I was once on exercise with the USMPs when I was based in Germany. I was told of a small plastic credit card sized card issued to all US forces which read, "On no account are you to fight, drink or gamble with a British soldier as you will lose everytime."
That's an old one!! :lol:
I recall that being branded about back in the Gulf War.
It didn't stop them fighting with the Aussies though!! :lol:
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Don Frogman has a nice ring to it!
Yes I am. Don't you forget that otherwise you might just find a horses head in your bed.
So what are the supposed Brit Pack members from other countries call them self, when they cannot really use the term Brit Pack?