tomtom22
Chief Engineer
An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant, and the husband
leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence, and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again after dinner and make love, just for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charles, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"
There is a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt while the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothes.
The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got
to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to
them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
:roll:
leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence, and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again after dinner and make love, just for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charles, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"
There is a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt while the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothes.
The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got
to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to
them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
:roll:
