Eager to agree

April 4th, 2005  
Charge 7

Topic: Eager to agree

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening Marine, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a German Shepard, the best type of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said, "Good trade, Sir!"
April 4th, 2005  
im reminded of a bumbersticker i once saw. it read

I got a gun for my wife... its the best trade i ever made.
April 4th, 2005  
Both very nice
April 4th, 2005  
Good stuff.
April 5th, 2005  
Why do we always pick on the Marines?
April 5th, 2005  
Charge 7
Uh, because an Army private wouldn't have been so eager?
January 16th, 2007  
January 17th, 2007  
Nice one.
April 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
good stuff