Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

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Sample letter:

Dear Dumbass,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me codependent.

This time you have gone too far.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of shit. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are EVIL. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Go to hell you waste of space,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.
 
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