DUI Louisiana Style

DUI Louisiana Style
May 27th, 2007  

Topic: DUI Louisiana Style

DUI Louisiana Style
something my dad brought home from work that someone gave him. Its so funny that i decided to share it with everyone...Enjoy!!!

DWI- Louisiana style

Only a person in Louisiana could think of this:

From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma, Louisiana. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-- it was a fine dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "i'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I'll doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
May 27th, 2007  
That is great, I will have to remember that one. Too bad I dont have the willpower to be the designated driver.
May 28th, 2007  
Been posted before: Designated driver
and here: What a legend!!!!!!!!!!!
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