Drive Through ATM Procedures




 
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Drive Through ATM Procedures
 
October 30th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 

Topic: Drive Through ATM Procedures


Drive Through ATM Procedures
Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

MALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

* 2 Put down your car window.

* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

* 6 Put window up.

* 7 Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to cash machine.

* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

* 5 Turn the radio down.

* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

* 9 Insert card.

* 10 Re-insert card the right side up

* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

* 12 Enter PIN.

* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

* 14 Enter amount of cash required.

* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

* 19 Re-check make-up again.

* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

* 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

* 22 Retrieve card.

* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.

* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

* 27 Release Parking Brake.
October 30th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
That is so true lol.
October 30th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navy Boy
That is so true lol.
Seriously. When I read that, it reminded me of my mom. :P
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Drive Through ATM Procedures
October 30th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
Great one yeah ah ah
October 31st, 2005  
xander
 
 
Lol thats classic
October 31st, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
April 29th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!

April 29th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Amen...women drivers...bleh!
April 29th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
Amen...women drivers...bleh!
Don't say that around Danica Patrick.
April 30th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Ahh...the truth be known.