Drinking and Driving




 
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Boots
 
January 24th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 

Topic: Drinking and Driving


Hi All
I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and
driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the
years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
and had a few too many beers and a few caesars. Knowing full well
I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done
before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from.
January 25th, 2012  
Yossarian
 
 
I have not heard this variation before, but good stuff!
January 25th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by armorplates
Wooh! You just got lucky there my friend. But honestly, you should not drink too much anymore because the next time around may not be that lucky for you. But its nice to hear that you got home safe and sound. If you are easily cajoled into drinking, you must have an armor with you that you can use to deflect invitation such as peer drinking. Just like our armies using body armor plates to protect themselves from ammunitions.
Do not worry bro. I get funny stuff in my mailbox from time to time, and if they are not tooo sexual I post them here. I never drink and drive. I have never been caught speeding either, but that is pure luck
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Boots
January 25th, 2012  
Team Infidel
 
 
January 25th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Thats a good one !
January 25th, 2012  
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
Do not worry bro. I get funny stuff in my mailbox from time to time, and if they are not tooo sexual I post them here.
If they are to sexual, PM me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
I never drink and drive.
Neither do i, you spill too much of your drink.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
I have never been caught speeding either
2fast4u Copper.
January 25th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
If they are to sexual, PM me.

Neither do i, you spill too much of your drink.

2fast4u Copper.
I will use my Camelbak to reduce the risk of spilling the drink. Gin and tonic during the summer and scotch during the winter, then I can drink and drive
January 30th, 2012  
84RFK
 
 
That could possibly explain how that bus mysteriously ended up in my backyard...
January 30th, 2012  
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 84RFK
That could possibly explain how that bus mysteriously ended up in my backyard...
And why there is a drunken Swede in your garden trying to seduce your dog.
January 30th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
And why there is a drunken Swede in your garden trying to seduce your dog.
Perhaps the dog was wearing lipstick, helps kill the bad breath.
 


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