Drinking Buddies




 
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Boots
 
January 29th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Drinking Buddies


Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Amazingly enough it goes down easy as water and they get plenty drunk.

Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How are you feeling?"

Tim says he's fine, never felt better.

Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?" Tim says no.

Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover."

Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?"

Tim says, "No, why?"

Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"
January 29th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 

OH man I laughed so loud....
January 29th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
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Boots
January 29th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
hahahahaha, i've got strep throat and laughing, not a good combination...
January 29th, 2005  
worik_brown
 
8) rofl
October 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
October 15th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
uhhhh I don't get it.
October 15th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
me either
October 15th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
They were in Atlanta... they drank jet fuel... one guy farted and then he was in Detroit (which is a long, long way from Atlanta).

Now do you get it?
October 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Re: Drinking Buddies


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Amazingly enough it goes down easy as water and they get plenty drunk.

Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How are you feeling?"

Tim says he's fine, never felt better.

Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?" Tim says no.

Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover."

Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?"

Tim says, "No, why?"

Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"