Dress Code?




 
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Dress Code?
 
March 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Dress Code?


Dress Code?
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old
Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.

The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."

The Arab shouted, "You idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water!"

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a
tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that
hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"

The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.

Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table.

The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not
find it?

"I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "But your brother won't let me in
without a tie."

March 3rd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Love it.
March 3rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol thats when id start yelling
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Dress Code?
March 3rd, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Hehe, Gift of the Magi?
March 4th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
no gift of the magi was that book about those 2 poor people who gave up there most prized possesions (his gold watch and her hair) to get the other a christmas present (a watch chain and some hair combs)...correct me if im wrong
March 4th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by armlesscadet
no gift of the magi was that book about those 2 poor people who gave up there most prized possesions (his gold watch and her hair) to get the other a christmas present (a watch chain and some hair combs)...correct me if im wrong
March 4th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old
Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.

The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."

The Arab shouted, "You idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water!"

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a
tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that
hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"

The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.

Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table.

The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not
find it?

"I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "But your brother won't let me in
without a tie."

That's funny.
March 4th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL! That was great.
March 7th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha...should have bought the tie....lol