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OUR AIR FORCE unit was put on standby during Operation Desert Storm. While we were passing time, the conversation turned to field chow halls and MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). I said that the powdered eggs weren't so bad once you got used to them. In response, my buddies came up with a verse in the tradition of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham: "I will not eat them in Iraq, I will not eat them in attack. I will not eat them in the rain, I will not eat them with Hussein; I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like powdered eggs and ham, I do not like them, Uncle Sam."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by A1C James D. Perri
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by A1C James D. Perri
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
