tomtom22
Chief Engineer
A man's wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off Ingonish.
The next day, two grim-faced Mounties knocked on his door.
"Tell me... did you find her!?" the husband implored.
The police officers looked at each other.
Finally, one sighed and said to the husband, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir ... we found your wife's
body in the bay this morning."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. He swallowed hard, and then asked,
"What's the good news?"
The other Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12,
twenty-five pound snow crabs, and 8 good-sized lobsters clinging to
her!"
Stunned, the husband frowned, "If that's the good news ... what's the
great news?"
The first Mountie replied, "We're going to pull her up again
tomorrow..."
Ayup!
The next day, two grim-faced Mounties knocked on his door.
"Tell me... did you find her!?" the husband implored.
The police officers looked at each other.
Finally, one sighed and said to the husband, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir ... we found your wife's
body in the bay this morning."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. He swallowed hard, and then asked,
"What's the good news?"
The other Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12,
twenty-five pound snow crabs, and 8 good-sized lobsters clinging to
her!"
Stunned, the husband frowned, "If that's the good news ... what's the
great news?"
The first Mountie replied, "We're going to pull her up again
tomorrow..."
Ayup!